Monday Mandates: The Unending Struggle
Because Monday's already a living hell, we've decided to make it worse. Here's your mandatory to-do list for the day:
- Wake up at 4:30 AM to start your day off right with a 5K run through the nearest dumpster fire.
- Drink exactly 3.7 liters of coffee to compensate for the lack of sleep.
- Call your boss to inform them you're running late, again.
- Repeat the phrase "I'm not a morning person" at least 17 times to your family members until they understand.
And don't even get us started on the mandatory team meeting at 9 AM. That's going to be a real treat.
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