By the power vested in me, I, Monday Mandate, hereby decree that all employees shall wear PINK on Fridays. Yes, you heard that right. PINK.
This is not a drill. The color of choice for this mandatory dress code is a vibrant, electric PINK that shall be worn on every FRIDAY. Failure to comply will result in SEVERE CONSEQUENCES. Mandate 1: The Original Mandate 3: The One Where We Add More PINK