Article 1: The Monday Morning Melody
Wake up, sleepyheads, it's time to rise. The weekend's over, and Monday's demise is upon us. Listen to the haunting tune of our Monday Morning Melody, a symphony of suffering and regret, played on the kazoo of our collective despair.
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Article 2: The Monday Blues Bop
Monday's got you down, and your coffee's gone cold. But fear not, for we've got the Monday Blues Bop, a funky tune that'll get you movin' and groovin' through the morning haze. It's like a shot of espresso for your soul, but without the caffeine crash.
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Article 3: The Monday Mandate Meme
Did you know that Monday's a national holiday in some countries? It's true, and it's a holiday from productivity. So go ahead, make a meme, share it on the internets, and let the world know that Monday's a time for memes, not meetings.
Create your own Monday Mandate Meme