A collection of deleted emails from my spouse, because, let's be real, Mondays are already a nightmare.
From: spouse@example.com
Subject: Why did I have to wake you up at 6am
Dear spouse, why do you always wake me up at 6am on a Monday? Can't you see I'm trying to set a new record for most sleep hours lost to existential dread?
Sincerely,spouse
From: spouse@example.com
Subject: Cantaloupe Salad
Dear spouse, I know I'm still trying to wake you up, but I just got a great idea for a new business venture: a service that delivers cantaloupe salad to your desk. I'll call it "Cantaloupe-Go-Round". What do you think?
Sincerely,spouse