MONDAY MOOD KILLER

A collection of deleted emails from my spouse, because, let's be real, Mondays are already a nightmare.

Here are some deleted emails from my spouse:

From: spouse@example.com

Subject: Why did I have to wake you up at 6am

Dear spouse, why do you always wake me up at 6am on a Monday? Can't you see I'm trying to set a new record for most sleep hours lost to existential dread?

Sincerely,spouse

From: spouse@example.com

Subject: Cantaloupe Salad

Dear spouse, I know I'm still trying to wake you up, but I just got a great idea for a new business venture: a service that delivers cantaloupe salad to your desk. I'll call it "Cantaloupe-Go-Round". What do you think?

Sincerely,spouse

Worst Mornings Ever