Playing Xbox for 3 hours but not really playing it
Monday mornings are made for burning through pixels, crushing noobs, and pretending to be productive while actually just scrolling through memes on Xbox Live.
Here are some Monday Morning Rituals to help you get started:
- Set your alarm clock 5 minutes before your brain is fully awake.
- Hit the Xbox button, then immediately close it. Repeat for maximum stress relief.
- Claim you're 'researching' the Xbox controller for 'work-related' reasons while secretly just playing for fun.
- Make a mental note to 'get right on it' later. Later.
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