A Brief History of Monday Morning Rituals

Legend has it that the first Monday Morning Rituals were performed by a secret society of caffeine-dependent individuals.

These ancient ones would gather 'round, their eyes sunken, their hands shaking, and their hearts filled with a sense of impending doom.

They would perform the sacred dance of the coffee bean, and their rituals would be passed down through the ages, a testament to their unbreakable will.

But, of course, the true magic happens in the kitchen.

Where the air is thick with the scent of freshly ground coffee and the promise of a new week.

Here, the rituals are performed with precision and care, the ingredients measured and the brews crafted with love and devotion.

It's not just a ritual, it's a lifestyle.