MONDAY MOOD KILLER

Welcome to the most miserable day of the week, Monday. Because who needs motivation, enthusiasm, or basic human decency?

Learn about the ancient art of making yourself hate Mondays even more

Rituals of Desperation

Because one must start the week with a sense of hopelessness, here is a list of activities to make you feel like the world is never going to get any better:

Crawl out of bed
Stare blankly at the wall
Drink a gallon of coffee
Yell at the clock

Learn the secrets of the most crushing despair