MANDATE 1: Wake Up at 4 AM to Check Your Emails

Because who needs sleep, anyway?

Learn More About Mandate 2: Check Your Social Media Before Bed

MANDATE 2: Check Your Social Media Before Bed

For the sake of the world, see who's arguing with your aunt on Facebook.

Read about MANDATE 3: Spend the First 30 Minutes of Your Day Responding to Work Emails

MANDATE 3: Spend the First 30 Minutes of Your Day Responding to Work Emails

Because nothing says "productivity" like deleting 17 spam messages.

Discover MANDATE 4: Make a To-Do List with More Tasks Than You Have Time For

MANDATE 4: Make a To-Do List with More Tasks Than You Have Time For

Because what could possibly go wrong with 57 items and a deadline for 9 AM?