Mandate 3: The Official Monday Blues

A Proclamation

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that Mondays are the real challenge of the week.

Section 1: The Sufferance

Section 2: The Official Monday Survival Guide

  1. Drink more coffee.
  2. Caffeinate your way to productivity.
  3. Or, you know, just pretend to be a functioning adult.