MONDAY MANDATES

Because adulting was too much work, you're here for the memes.

Monday mood surfing is a real thing, don't @ me.

Here are some Monday Mantras for you to repeat while you're stuck in traffic.

Monday Mantra 1

I am not a morning person.

I will never be a morning person.

But I'll minimalist-browse through my phone while I pretend to be awake.

This coffee is not a substitute for human interaction.

But it's close enough.

Repeat after me: "I am not a hermit, I am a hermit with a coffee."