It's Monday, and you're already feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop.
Well, newsflash: you are. And it's about to get worse. But don't worry, friend, because today's Monday Mood Surfing Tip 5 has got you covered: Pretend it's Saturn Day.
That's right, just imagine you're a poor, doomed mortal trapped on a planet made entirely out of ice and rock, with no escape from those pesky aliens.
You're not going to get any work done today (or any other day, for that matter). In fact, you're not even going to get off the couch. Just pretend you're a prisoner on a distant, gaseous planet and enjoy the ride.
And remember, when the aliens come for you, just pretend you're a dignified Saturnian noble and demand they take you to the throne room for tea and crumpets.
Tip 6: Breathe In The Gas