MONDAY MORNING MANDATE 3: THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY HACK
Wake up, sleepy Monday! It's time to get your priorities straight and crush your to-do list.
- Drink 5 cups of coffee
- Check your email for exactly 17 minutes, but only 3 times
- Respond to every message with the phrase "I'm on it, I'm on it"
- Set your phone to "Do Not Disturb" mode, but only for 2 hours and 14 minutes
- Call your boss and tell them you're feeling "motivated" today
- Take a 30-minute power nap in your office chair
- Make a to-do list, but only write down the things you can do while simultaneously eating Cheetos