Today's Mandate is simple: wear pink. Yes, you read that right. Pink. Not just any pink, but the brightest, most garish shade of pink we could find. We're talking 80s-esque neon pink, the kind that makes your eyes water just thinking about it.
Why pink? Well, it's not just because we're trying to blind our colleagues with science, although that's a nice bonus. No, we're doing it for the sake of productivity. Think about it: when you're wearing pink, you can't help but feel a sense of joy and wonder. It's like a Monday morning hug for your soul.
So go ahead, don the shade of pink that'll make everyone else's eyes water. It's not just for the birds, it's for you. Check out Mandate 5 for more Monday Morning Makeovers. Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, see our special Makeovers of Destiny page.
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