Monday Morning Mandates: Because You're Gonna Hate Mondays
Here's a list of the top 10 songs to get you through the day:
1. "Monday, Monday" - The Mamas & The Papas
Make Me Stay in Bed for this one
2. "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" - Dropkick Murphy's
This one's for all you Monday morning rebels out there
3. "Don't Fear the Reperes" - 2Cellos
Classical music, because you're a sophisticated Monday morning person
Why Didn't I Learn Cursive? is next, because who needs that skill anymore?
4. "Why Didn't I Learn Cursive?" - They Might Be Giants
More for all the young adults who still can't write their name
Monday Blues Jazz is for when you just wanna give up
5. "Monday Blues Jazz" - John Lee Hooker & His New Shoes
Classic blues, because it's all about the struggles of life
Monday Morning Sonata is for when you're feeling extra fancy
6. "Monday Morning Sonata" - Mozart (parody)
Because who needs actual talent, anyway?
7. "The Final Countdown" - Europe
For when you're feeling stuck in a never-ending cycle of meetings
Monday Morning Melodies of Doom is for when you're feeling existential dread
8. "Monday Morning Melodies of Doom" - The Melodic Demons
Heavy metal for all you Monday morning goths out there
9. "Monday, Monday, Monday" - The Human League
Because you'll be singing this song all day
10. "Wake Me Up When Monday's Over" - Avril Lavigne
For when you just can't take it anymore
Hope you enjoyed this playlist! Plan your Monday morning escape now!