Monday Morning Mandates

Welcome, Monday! The day of productivity, motivation, and existential dread. Today, you will:

Drink at least 3 cups of coffee.
Check your email for 30 minutes, because that's all the time it takes to become convinced that the world is ending.
Make a to-do list that will inevitably be ignored.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! Today is also the day of:

Discovering new memes.
Becoming slightly more awake.
Making a "to-do list" for your cat, because that's a real thing.

For more Monday Mandates, visit: Monday Mandates: The Afternoon Edition Monday Mandates: Friday Frenemies

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