Article 1: Thou shalt not forget thy Monday Morning Coffee.
Verse 1: Wake up, sleepyhead, it's Monday morning, and the snooze button is for amateurs.
Article 2: Thou shalt not be late for Monday Morning Traffic.
Chorus: Because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have a 9-to-whenever?
Article 3: Thou shalt not eat Cereal for Dinner on Monday Nights.
Bridge: Monday nights are for pizza, and only pizza.