Why didn't I learn cursive? Well, let me tell you, it's a long story...
It's not just that I never had a good teacher, or that my brain just hated learning new things. No, no, it's much worse than that.
Apparently, cursive is just not that useful. I mean, who needs to write love letters to their spouse when you can just text them?
And don't even get me started on the whole "it's good for your hand-eye coordination" thing. I've got hand-eye coordination in spades, thank you very much.