MANDATE 5: WEAR YOUR SOCKS

By order of the Supreme Leader of Monday, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear their socks on their feet at all times.

This is not a drill. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'
• Assignment to the Ministry of Mundane Tasks
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: coffee, snacks, and use of the office stapler

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Move on to Mandate 6: Proper Use of the Copier Machine

Re-read Mandate 4: The Importance of Proportional Spacing

Or, for a brief respite, take a break in Monday Solace, a secret underground bunker filled with comfy chairs and slightly-less-severe consequences.