We are not actually accepting new applications at the moment. But we're always open for complaints.
For all your burning questions, send us a carrier pigeon or a strongly worded letter.
Our address:
The Mandate Towers, Monday Mandate Drive, Monday Mandate, USA 12345
Phone:
555-MANDATE (555-626-3826) - Leave a message, and we'll get back to you when we feel like it.
Email:
mandate@mandate.com - We'll get back to you when the server's not on fire.
Or, just drop by our office. We're always open for a good scolding.
Take a tour of our offices, if you dare.
Or, if you can't find us, try the Secret Garden of Mandates for some insight into our mysterious ways.