Today, the Monday Mandates are in full swing, with the entire city of Sufferonia under their tyrannical rule.
Residents are forced to wear matching yellow jumpsuits and sing the "Song of the Mandates" on repeat from 6am to 9am, with no breaks allowed.
Non-compliance will result in a stern talking-to from Mandator-General Balthazar, followed by a forced viewing of the 1987 film "Plan 9 from Hell."
Don't forget to tune in for tomorrow's episode of "Monday Mandates: Live!" for more suffering!