MONDAY MORNING MELODIES

You've woken up on a Monday, and your brain is screaming for some melodic torture. Welcome to Monday Morning Melodies, where our expert playlist curators have crafted a collection of songs guaranteed to make you question the meaning of life.

Today's Playlist:1. "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas & Papas - A classic. A timeless. A despairing anthem.

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2. "I Hate Mondays" by Bob Geldof - A bold move, Bob. Really bold.

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3. "Don't Fear the Monday" by The Monday Club - A soothing, if futile, attempt to placate the masses.

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4. "The Monday Morning After" by The Coffee Snobs - A symphony of despair and desperation.

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