Welcome to Monday Morning Melodies, where the only thing more soul-sucking than the schedule is the Monday morning coffee
Our mandates are simple:
- Wake up at 4am to scroll through social media
- Check your email 17 times before actually getting out the door
- Stumble through the office, bumping into coworkers with a "good morning" that's more like a "good luck to you"
And don't even get us started on the meeting schedule
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