NEO-NEU-KRUNK: MONDAY MORNING MANDATES
Today, on this glorious Monday morning, you are hereby decreed to:
- Wear plaid pants to work
- Eat an entire jar of wasabi with breakfast
- Use the phrase "Neo-Neu-Krunk" at least 5 times in every sentence
Failure to comply will result in:
- Immediate demotion to Intern- Level-5
- Forced attendance at mandatory Monday Morning Mandate seminars
- Loss of all weekend privileges for the next 7 months
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