THE OFFICE SONGS OF DOOM

Welcome, miserable wretches, to the Monday Mandates, where the coffee flows like a toxic river and the meetings never end!

We'll play the tunes that'll make you cry, laugh, and scream, all while you're stuck in the office, wondering if it's all worth it.

• Monday Morning Melodies
• Office Songs of Despair

Don't forget to bring your earplugs, because the cacophony of suffering is about to begin!

(Cough, cough) Excuse us while we suffer...