It's Monday, and you know what that means: another exciting day of doing nothing productive.
But wait, there's hope! Today's Sonic Symphony has a special guest conductor: Dr. Eggman, the renowned expert on all things boring.
As Dr. Eggman takes the podium, he proudly holds up his latest invention: the Automated Time-Wasting Device 3000!
This marvel of modern science can turn any activity into an hours-long process, guaranteed to suck the soul out of even the most enthusiastic of individuals.
Click here for Act 2: The Never-Ending Meeting! Or for Act 3: The Incredibly Long and Detailed Report!