Because let's face it, Mondays are the worst. But fear not! For we, the Monday Morning Mandate Committee, have decreed the following edicts to ease your suffering:
Mandate 1: Wear pants, even on weekends.
Mandate 2: Drink coffee, but not too much.
Mandate 3: Eat breakfast, even if you're not hungry.
Mandate 4: Check your phone, but only for 'likes' on your 3-year-old Instagram post.
Mandate 5: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT check your email.
By following these mandates, you too can survive the horrors of Monday morning.
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