Monday Morning Mandates: A Guide to Not Being Miserable

Because let's face it, Mondays are the worst. But fear not! For we, the Monday Morning Mandate Committee, have decreed the following edicts to ease your suffering:

Mandate 1: Wear pants, even on weekends.

Mandate 2: Drink coffee, but not too much.

Mandate 3: Eat breakfast, even if you're not hungry.

Mandate 4: Check your phone, but only for 'likes' on your 3-year-old Instagram post.

Mandate 5: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT check your email.

By following these mandates, you too can survive the horrors of Monday morning.

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