Monday Mandates: Because Adulting is Hard

Here are a few rules to follow for optimal productivity on Mondays:

  1. Make a to-do list, but only after you've checked your phone for 17 minutes.
  2. Drink at least 4 cups of coffee before prophets start calling you.
  3. Do not under any circumstances check your email, or you'll never leave the house.
  4. Make eye contact with your reflection in the mirror, but only to confirm that you're still alive.

Subpage 1: The Art of Procrastination

Read this article on the benefits of doing nothing for at least 30 minutesประก.

Procrastination is my Superpower Doing Nothing is the New Doing Something

Subpage 2: Monday Morning Mantras

Repeat the following phrases to yourself at least 5 times before you can focus:

  1. I will not die today.
  2. I will make it to Friday, I swear.
  3. I will not eat an entire pizza by myself.
  4. I will not check Twitter until the afternoon.
My Mantra is My Mantra