The Laws of Monday
- Article I, Section 1: Thou shalt not hit the snooze button on thy alarm clock.
- Article II, Section 2: Thou shalt drink an entire pot of coffee before attempting to interact with any sentient being.
- Article III, Section 3: Thou shalt not use the phrase 'I'll just take a moment' as a valid excuse for anything.
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