9:00 AM: Mandatory Coffee Intake
Get those endorphins pumping!
10:00 AM: Productivity Hacks
Because who needs sleep, anyway?
12:00 PM: Career Advancement
Time to impress your boss (or pretend to).
12:30 PM: Lunch Break
For the love of God, take a break.
2:00 PM: Afternoon Slump
When the coffee wears off.
5:00 PM: Evening Stress
Because Mondays never end, apparently.