Monday Mandates: Weekly Newsletter for the Chronically Underproductive
Get the latest updates on what you should be doing instead of your work.
Top Mandates for the Week:
Mandate 1: Take a 2-hour lunch to recharge your existential dread.
Mandate 2: Procrastinate for at least 30 minutes before checking your email.
Mandate 3: Declare your workspace a 'safe space' for your favorite video games.