Monday Mandates - Optional Pants Edition
By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Leisure, all citizens are required to wear pants on Mondays.
However, for those who wish to opt-out, we present to you this special edition of Monday Mandates, featuring:
- Optional pants made from the finest imported space-suede
- Optional pants with extra padding for maximum comfort
- Optional pants with built-in coffee-cup holders
- Optional pants with secret pockets for stashing snacks