Because, apparently, Mondays are not optional.
1. Thou shalt not leave the house without a 3-point plan for the day. 2. Thou shalt not engage in small talk without researching 5 potential conversational gambits. 3. Thou shalt not make eye contact without calculating the optimal eye-squint ratio. 4. Thou shalt not eat without first evaluating the nutritional content of thy meal. 5. Thou shalt not sleep in without setting multiple alarms to ensure prompt wake-up. 6. Thou shalt not exercise without first consulting a team of sports scientists. 7. Thou shalt not spend more than 2 hours on social media without taking a break. 8. Thou shalt not watch Netflix without first reading 5-star reviews. 9. Thou shalt not play video games without setting a timer to prevent excessive gaming sessions. 10. Thou shalt not make decisions without first consulting a team of experts.
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