Ugh, it's Monday. The most wonderful day of the week. Said no one ever.
Here's your list of Monday Mandates to make this day slightly less terrible:
Do 10 extra hours of work because why not
Respond to every email in your inbox at 3AM
Make small talk with your coworkers for 2 hours
And, of course, the pièce de résistance:
Read the entire company handbook cover-to-cover because why not
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Stay hydrated, friends!