MONDAY MANDATES

Ugh, it's Monday. The most wonderful day of the week. Said no one ever.

Here's your list of Monday Mandates to make this day slightly less terrible:

Do 10 extra hours of work because why not

Respond to every email in your inbox at 3AM

Make small talk with your coworkers for 2 hours

And, of course, the pièce de résistance:

Read the entire company handbook cover-to-cover because why not

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Stay hydrated, friends!