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Monday Mandates: Style Edition
MONDAY MANDATES
STYLE GUIDELINES
You are hereby mandated to don the most ostentatious outfit possible, preferably with at least three colors and one unnecessary accessory.
Section 1: The Color Mandate
- Article 1: All pants must be tartan.
- Article 2: All shirts must be plaid.
- Article 3: All socks must be striped.
Section 2: The Accessory Mandate
- Article 4: A pocket watch is mandatory for any male, but only if it's attached to a chain.
- Article 5: Any female must carry a parasol, even on cloudy days.
- Article 6: Both males and females must wear a fedora.
Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch reruns of "The Price is Right" for the rest of your life.
Section 3: The Attire Mandate