Mandate 1: Wear Pants to Work, Unless You're a Robot

By order of the Ministry of Human Appearance, all employees are required to wear pants to work. Exceptions will be made for robotic employees, as their lack of pants is not a fashion choice.

Learn about robotic exceptions »

Mandate 2: Use Both Hands When Holding the Remote Control

The Council of Television and Leisure has decreed that the remote control must be held with both hands at all times. Failure to comply will result in a 10% increase in binge-watching time.

Read the fine print on remote control exceptions »

Don't forget to also follow Mandate 3, which is more mandates » for a more comprehensive guide to adulting.

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