Coffee is so last season. This Monday, we've decreed that the only acceptable beverage is a Venti-sized can of energy drink. Anything less is simply unacceptable.
But wait, there's more! We're also introducing new rules for Office Supplies. No more boring, plain paper. From now on, it's only neon-colored, glittery supplies will suffice.
And for the record, we're not kidding. You have been warned.