Manifesto Cheat Sheet Weekly Routine

Monday Mandates: The Art of Pretending to Care

Chapter 1: The 5 Commandments of Monday Mornings

Thou shalt not hit the snooze button.

Thou shalt not check social media.

Thou shalt not eat the donut from the break room.

Thou shalt not make eye contact with thy coworkers until coffee is consumed.

Thou shalt not forget to wear thy Monday-mandated tie.

• The No Snooze Rule
• The No Social Media Rule
• The No Donut Rule
• The Eye Contact Rule
• The Tie Rule