Monday Mandates: Privacy Policy

Effective Immediately, Because We're a Fun Company

We're a fun, yet somehow still legal company, and we're committed to respecting your right to privacy.

Unless you're trying to steal our snacks. In that case, we'll be forced to call HR. And HR is not fun. Don't do it.

What we collect:

• Your browser's IP address, because that's not creepy at all
• Your browsing history, because we want to see what kind of weird stuff you're into
• Your cat's Instagram username, because we love cat pictures

What we do with it:

• We'll use it to serve you better content, like more cat pictures
• We'll sell it to our ad partners, because that's how they pay our bills
• We'll use it to create a highly advanced, AI-powered cat butler bot, because we love cats

We promise not to sell your soul, but no promises on the cat pictures.

Cookie Policy Terms of Service

Subpages:

• Cookies: The Unsung Heroes of Data Collection
• Data Brokers: The Middlemen of Mischief

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