Quantum Entanglement Mandates: Because Monday Mornings Are Forever

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that every Monday morning is a quantum entanglement of existential dread and coffee dependency.

Section 1: The Schrödinger's Cat of Productivity

By the power vested in us, we hereby mandate that every Monday morning shall be a quantum entanglement of:

• Uncertainty Principle: You will never be sure if you'll make it to work on time
• Superposition: You will simultaneously be both awake and asleep, and simultaneously regret your life choices
• Entanglement: You will be connected to your phone, but disconnected from reality

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