Ruling with Unrelenting Irony: Rock Prophets of the Week

Prophet #1: The Unstoppable Force

Our first prophet is known for their unwavering dedication to the art of making really loud noises. Their unshakeable conviction is a beacon of inspiration to all those around them.

Prophet #2: The Unapologetic Truth-Teller

This prophet fearlessly shares their unvarnished opinions, often leaving a trail of bruised egos and destroyed relationships in their wake.

Stay tuned for more rock prophets, each with their own unique brand of unrelenting insight and humor!

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