Monday Mandates: Rock the Casual

Because You Clearly Needed Another Authority Figure to Tell You What to Do

Better Ask Questioning Your Existence

You will ask yourself deep, existential questions, like "What am I doing with my life?" and "Is the meaninglessness of it all just a clever ploy by our overlords to keep us in line?"

Submandates:

• Ask the Hard Questions
• Accept Your Woos
• Troll Yourself, Literally

Disclaimer: Monday Mandates are not actual authorities, but rather a thinly veiled attempt by our overlords to distract you from the crushing despair that is existence.

Subscribing/unsubscribing to Mandates is entirely a waste of time and will not actually change the meaninglessness of your existence.