Monday Mandates: The Unapologetic Bio
Meet Monday Mandates, the undisputed Queen of Casual.
She rules over a kingdom of sweatpants, pizza, and Netflix.
Her powers include: the ability to make anyone laugh at a dad joke, the power to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting, and the unshakeable resolve to never, ever, do the dishes.
Hyperlinks: Drama Queue | Petitions
Age: 32 (but only feels 21)
Weight: 150 lbs (of pizza)
Hobbies: Binge-watching TV, playing video games, and judging others