Section 3, Article 7, Subsection 2: Blanket Fort Construction and Safety Protocols
Subsection 2.1: Fort Design Considerations
- Minimum of 5 layers of blankets required for structural integrity.
- Fort must be anchored to a stable object, preferably a large, sturdy cat.
- Fort construction team must wear matching neon pink safety vests.
Subsection 2.2: Emergency Procedures
- In case of fort collapse, do not panic. Repeat, DO NOT PANIC!
- Activate emergency blanket protocol by calling the Bureaucratic Committee of Monday Mandates.
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