The Manifesto
As the self-proclaimed Blanket Fortress Leader, I issue the following mandates for all Monday mornings:
- Wear your Sunday night's pajamas to work.
- Bring a pillow to your desk for optimal napping.
- Use the phrase "I'm on a meeting" as a valid excuse for all social interactions.
By following these mandates, you'll be well on your way to achieving peak Monday productivity.
Read the Manifesto for more information on our vision for a blanket-filled, productivity-optimized society.