Article 1: The Blanket Fortress Leader shall always keep the thermostat set to precisely 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Any deviation from this temperature shall be met with swift and merciless punishment.
Sacred Sweater Rites Temperature Control Committee Manifesto AppendixArticle 2: The Blanket Fortress Leader shall always wear a different color sweater every day of the week. Red on Monday, blue on Tuesday, and so on.
Article 3: The Blanket Fortress Leader shall always keep a 4-ply blanket in the living room, at all times.