Buy an 80s Computer

In the spirit of innovation and questionable life choices, you are hereby mandated to purchase a vintage 80s computer.

These ancient machines are not just any computer, they are a statement piece. They will take up an entire wall in your living room, but hey, at least they'll make you look cool.

Learn how to reprogram a cassette player to get the most out of your new purchase.

Side effects of this mandate may include:

• Increased likelihood of getting a hernia from lugging around the behemoth of a computer
• Uncontrollable urges to play "Pac-Man" for hours on end
• A strong desire to listen to Wham! music on repeat