Buy Caffeine: Monday Mandate Edition

It's Monday. You're tired. You need caffeine. Like, seriously need it.

But, alas, the government has mandated that we all wear funny hats on Mondays, so you'll have to sneak it in.

Caffeine Hacks for the Modern Mandate-Bearer

Use our expertly-crafted guides to hide your caffeine in plain sight!

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Don't let the Mandates get you down! Join our community of caffeine-smuggling rebels!