A Monday Mandate from the Council of Unconventional Sleepers
It is hereby decreed that on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and sometimes Saturdays, you are required to sleep with your arms outstretched above your head in the most relaxed, yet slightly awkward, manner possible.
Submandate 1: You must, at all times, be at least 75% sure that you are actually asleep.
Submandate 2: You are not allowed to use pillows as makeshift trampolines.
Submandate 3: Snoring is encouraged, but only if it's in harmony with the sounds of the universe.
See Essential Pajamas for more information.
Learn Advanced Chill Mode Techniques.
Report any non-compliance to the Council of Unconventional Sleepers.