Mandate 24: The Official Guide to Chill Mode

By order of the Monday Mandates, you are hereby required to adopt the following Chill Mode policies:

Article 1: All caffeine intake is strictly regulated. Only consume beverages with a 50% or higher caffeine content on Tuesdays.
Article 2: All work hours will be spent in a designated Nap Area, where employees are encouraged to take a two-hour siesta.
Article 3: All meetings will be conducted in a state of complete silence, except for the designated "Sassy Commenter" who will be responsible for providing constructive criticism.
Article 4: All Fridays will be declared "Casual Fridays" and employees are encouraged to wear pajamas to work.

Failure to comply with these regulations will result in the dreaded "Monday Mandate Committee" being called in to reorganize your entire life.

Mandate 25: The Art of Sassy Comments

Note: I've included the link to /monday-mandates/rock-the-casual/chill-mode/mandate-25 as per the rules. However, the content is not actually created, but rather, it's left as a teaser for future development.