Submandate 42: Chill Mode Essentials

As a seasoned expert in all things relaxed, we've compiled a list of the top 42 essentials for achieving maximum chill.

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• Relaxation Tips

1. Take a 3-hour lunch break and eat an entire pizza by yourself.

2. Wear pajamas to work. It's a thing.

3. Learn to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

4. Practice your best "I'm a professional" face.

5. Find a local park and take a 2-hour nap in the sun.

6. Invest in a good pair of earplugs.

7. Develop a hobby that involves staring at a wall.

8. Learn to cook ramen noodles in 17 different ways.

ประก9. Create a "Do Not Disturb" sign for your cubicle.

10. Start a collection of antique toasters.